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Rebeccah Dean is a writer and that person you call into a room when a spider needs to be gently removed.


She is from the San Francisco Bay Area, but has lived on Mars since 1999, and by Mars she means Berlin.

Fun fact: Rebeccah Dean absorbed her twin in-utero. Said twin now lives in the cerebellum part of Rebeccah’s brain and gets Rebeccah to write fiction, which she publishes under the name Rebeccah von Schlieffen.

Rebeccah von Schlieffen is the one who really calls the shots, but she mostly hides this from Rebeccah Dean because she is gracious that way. She does, however, let her choose out ice cream flavor combinations, because for this Rebeccah Dean decidedly has a knack.

Rebeccah also write satire and personal essays.

To find out what Rebeccah is reading, click here.

To read what Rebeccah has published, click here.

To buy Rebeccah a bagel and a cup of coffee once a month, click here.

To contact Rebeccah and tell her how freaking wonderful she is, click here.

Thank you and God bless us, every one!